Pose 5: Squeeze the boobs. This is how is really done. I always try to explain this and my re-enactment falls flat. It's like crossing your arms but arranging stuff so it looks bigger. Poutting helps. Like "oooh, squeezing boobs makes me all kissy". I am kinda proud of this one. If I am ever single again is going on lavalife.

Pose 6: Play with hair. Do not forget to keep sucking in gut, stick butt out and leave hand dainty. Yes, that would be my face if I had those abs. I would not wear clothes. Only daisy dukes.

Pose 7: Twisty frontal. See how she is making curves out of flat abs? She is all twisty and playing with her body. Putting one leg in front of the other also accentuates this. Notice thumb tucked in the bikini. This is the most popular Maxim pose ever. Looking smart with the hand close to the chin. Dainty hands, a hard thing to do.

Pose 8: Still twisty. Now the other side. Play with hair and tuck in the thumb. She is multitasking. Very talented And not even paying attention.